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May your signals all trap
May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
Floats to ints rounded

Remember ...

Non-zero is true
++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
and, NULL is for none

For octal, use zero
0x means hex
= will set
== means test

use -> for a pointer
a dot if its not
? : is confusing
use them a lot

a.out is your program
there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is

Four Engineers

Four engineers; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer were traveling in a car when, suddenly, the car stopped.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again" said the mechanical engineer.
"Well," said the chemical engineer, "it sounds to me as if the fuel might be contaminated."
"I think it might be a grounding problem," said the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug wire."

DOS Boot

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN!

COMPUTER LINGO FOR FARMERS

og on Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log off Don't add any more wood.
Monitor Keep an eye on the wood Stove.
Download Gettin' the firewood of the pickup.
Mega Hertz When yer not careful downloadin' (watch th' toes).
RAM
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