Four engineers; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer were traveling in a car when, suddenly, the car stopped.
"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again" said the mechanical engineer.
"Well," said the chemical engineer, "it sounds to me as if the fuel might be contaminated."
"I think it might be a grounding problem," said the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug wire."

A young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari. It is the most expensive car in the world, and it cost him $500,000.

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.

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