| og on | Makin' the wood stove hotter. |
| Log off | Don't add any more wood. |
| Monitor | Keep an eye on the wood Stove. |
| Download | Gettin' the firewood of the pickup. |
| Mega Hertz | When yer not careful downloadin' (watch th' toes). |
| RAM | The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood splitter work. |
| Hard Drive | Gettin' home in muddy season. |
| Prompt | What you wished the mail was in muddy season. |
| Windows | What you shut when it's 30 below. |
| Screen | What you need for black fly season. |
| Byte | What black flies do. |
| Chip | What to munch on. |
| Micro Chip | What's left in the bag when the chips are gone. |
| Infrared | Where the left overs go when Fred's around. |
| Modem | What you did to the hay fields. |
| Dot Matrix | John Matrix's wife. |
| Printer | Someone who can't write in cursive. |
| Lap Top | Where ill kids feel comfy. |
| Keyboard | Where you hang your keys. |
| Software | Them plastic eating utensils. |
| 486 | One of them fancy imported cars. |
| Mouse | What eats the horses grain in the shed. |
| Main Frame | The part of the shed that holds up the roof. |
| Port | Fancy wine. |
| Enter | C'mon in. |
| Random access memory | When you suddenly can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks you. |
| Digital | Like those numbers that flip on your alarm clock. |
| Apple | If you don't know what an apple is, I ain't tellin'. |
| Program | What's on the TV when there's reception |