A young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari. It is the most expensive car in the world, and it cost him $500,000.
He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man (about 75 years old) on an old beat up moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind a car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2000 Ferrari GTO. It cost half million dollars." "That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man poked his head in the window and looked around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "Yup, that's a pretty nice car all right!" Just then the light changed.
The young dude decided to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 9 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to 100 MPH to see what it could be and suddenly, WHHHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster! What in earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him WHOOOOOSH! It goes by AGAIN, heading in the opposite direction! It looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped out run my Ferrari?" But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! WHOOOOOSH, but this time, KA-BBBLAMMM!, it plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
The Young Man Jumps out. It is the old man!!! He runs up to the old man and says, "Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror...